(Warning: if your not into kinkyness then leave now. This has the mass usage of mayo and us not intended to promote the product. Also, some 'things' might be over exaggerated. You have been warned.)
You kissed back, humming in pleasure. He pulled away, "You've always been such a tease, babe." He smirked "But I'll take what I want now." Alfred nipped at your neck, seeking for the piece of flesh that makes you tick. He kept searching until you moaned out. "Ahn... A-Alfred... right there..." you said. He nodded and reached in your bag for a fry holder. "Wait on second" he said and you obliged. "And look away" he added making you huff and turned to the couch. He opened all of the packs of mayo (lets say about 10) and put them in a empty holder.
He placed the mayo holder on the floor "Babe~" you groaned "Whats taking so long?" You asked pouting even though he cant see it. "One sec." He simply said and dipped a fry in the mayo. "Close your eyes and take of your shirt...and the bra." He commanded "Since when did you become sexy?" You asked, removing your shirt and bra. He sighed and licked your ear, keeping the fry out of eyeshot, "Close them." He said earning a shiver from you. You closed your eyes without complaint and he smirked, then he swerved the fry along the curve of your breasts and around your nipples. "A-Al... thats cold..." you said starting to open your eyes. "No no no, sweetheart... you're gonna love this I am so sure if it!" He smiled. You hesitated and nodded, he toke your nod as an invitation to dip the fry in more mayo and tease your lips with it. "Don't lick it!" He said, noticing your tongue's new interest in the substance. You pulled your tongue back in your mouth before you could snatch a taste. "W-why?" You asked. "Don't worry, babe I've got this." He smiled and you sighed.
Alfred left a trail of mayo all around your chest, face, and abdomen. "One final thing and you'll be all done, dude" he said making you more confused than before. He continued a trail and lead it lower and lower until it reached your pants. He groaned at the obstacle and pulled them down, revealing your incredibly soaked panties. He bended his neck and licked the crease in between your underwear, making you moan. "AH! A-Alfred d-don't..." you pleaded. He again groaned, feeling his pants grow tighter, wanting to make you scream his name as you came hard.
He stopped his lust-filled hunger and slid your panties down and dipped his middle and pointer finger in the mayo after eating the fry. "Babe?"
"Why shou- ALFRED! O-OH GOD!!"
He smirked and kissed you as he slid one finger in your tightness. He slowly pumped in and out as he licked the trails he mad along your slim figure.
Every time he smiled you felt your heart flutter. When he hugged you, you blushed the deepest red in existence. You loved him. You were pretty sure this was a dream. One hell of a dream.
He slid the other finger in as he finished licking every inch of mayo off you body. Now your face. He licked your lips teasingly as he did placing the mayo on you. "Mmmh... A-Alfred... please... take me..." he smirked and went to your ear "Open your eyes, ." You did as he said and you saw him pinning you down with his lustful eyes. "Fuck..." you swore. "Hi~" he smirked and gently sucked on the skin if your collar bone, leaving a very red, very visible hickey. As he thrusted his fingers in you saw the holder of mayo in a mess and blushed "Y-You didn't!" You gasped "I did, babe..." he replied giving a large thrust before pulling his fingers out and licking them clean. "You did say you liked mayo, no?" He laughed. "You have... to much clothes on..." you said as you pushed him down and ripped open the button up shirt he was wearing. "My turn..." you licked his chest in every spot visible . "Oh fuck ____" he groaned. You pulled him up and began to kiss him furiously. He kissed back, you secure in his lap. He forced his tongue in your mouth and you moaned. You brushed his hair with your hand, hitting his cowlick multiply times. "God damn it ______!!" He moaned. Loudly. He fondled your breasts and you moved up a bit, letting him take off his pants. You move back s bit and stare in amazement at his member. It was very large, yes... bigger than a normal one, definitely. You kept staring at his fully erect length "You didn't tell me you were keeping a pole in your pants or I would've already been on it!" You teased. His head lolled back and he groaned. You uncovered his member and grasped it gently, feeling it throb in your hand. You then had an idea, you decided to use the mayo and rubbed it all over his member. He groaned and you licked the tip then you crawled on him and hovered your hips above his then brought them down, sliding his membed inside you. You winced and toke a minuet to adjust to his size.
Once your small walls adjusted you began to move up and down on him, you moaned and screamed out. "A-Alfred!!" You screamed! "Y-Yeah?" He said "You feel... s-so amazing inside me..." you replied and he pulled you closer "And you feel so tight and warm... it almost makes me cum." He whispered. You moaned loudly again in reply.
You soon felt yourself come close. You both changed so he was on top of you. He thrusted fast and hard. You tighten around him when he grinded his hips against yours. "OH GOD! ALFRED!" you screamed as you came. "Oh, fuck yes!" He shouted leaning up as you both climaxed.
"S-so... how uh... how was I?" He asked shyly. "Well I think... you were perfect!", "Wow, really... I was a virgin... not anymore though." He smiled. "Yeah..." you replied drawing circles on his chest. He pulled his bomber jacket closer over both of you and held you tightly. "I love you ____, I always have..." he confessed "Me so Alfie..., I love you to!" You smiled, kissing his cheek.